Argg!!!
I am so sick now.
Feeling feverish rite now.
Might be due 2 e rain ytd.
On top of tat,i am so sick of sch and so sick of stresses.
Tmr's our prelim le,i will not be blogging till when i feels like it.


All e best for all sec4s who r taking their prelims!=)



I am emotionally shutdown.Totally




Sometime,i ask myself,
Do i have wat u call, true frens?
Or r they jus companions?or frens we get 2 through environment?
Thats e ques i had been asking myself.
Haix


Before i end,here r some jokes..
Abit dirty,but they r purely jokes,nth else.


Here goes,
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A grand mother and her daughters stays together... one day... she picked up her 11 year old granddaughter in school...
She asked: "So what did u all learn in school???
Granddaughter replied: " Sex education, Pussy, cock and sex...

The grandmother was frightened... so she told this to her daughter...
Her daughter said: " Mum... it's the 90's already... today... this has been part of the school's syllables...

On the same night... grandma went to the granddaughters room and wanted to ask her down for dinner but caught her fingering herself on the bed...
Grandma said:" Good granddaughter... after u finish your homework... can down and have your dinner... =)

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Slimming Center


There was one person... he was planning to go to a slimming centre to make him look slimmer... in the slimming centre... there was alot of kinds of slimming methods and they looked very complicated... but this guy chose the cheapest one... which is losing one pound in an hour... he was brought into a room... in the room there was a naked woman... in her hand was a sign writing.. "If u can catch me... you can screw me anyway..." so this guy accepted the challenge without hesitation and started chasing the girl... but everytime before he could catch the girl... the girl always gets to run away... after one hour... he still couldn't catch the girl... and the instructor brought him to weigh himself... juz nice... he was 1 pound lighter... "This plan isn't that bad..." said the guy... and he followed on saying... "i not only can lose weight... i can also have some fun..." so.. this time... she choose a different plan... which was 2 pounds in an hour... he was brought into a room with two naked girls holding the sign writing if u can catch me... u can screw me anyway... the guy was extremely happy... and chased the girls with all his might... at last... he couldn't catch a single girl... after an hour... he was brought by the instructor to weigh himself again... juz nice... he lost 2 pounds... this time... this guy was very angry... he told the manager that he wanted to most expensive plan... the manager assured that he would lse 10 pounds in juz an hour... and added that this plan is very very dangerous... so this guy thought... it would be a few more girls only... and the chances of him catching one would also increae and would at least catch one of the girls... so... the manager brought him to the most expensive room... and kept warning him about the danger... so... this guy was brought to a furthur room... and after he went in... the door was directly closed behind me... and the door was then locked... and the light in the room was dim... but waiting for him was a gorilla... in it's hand was a sign writing...

"If i catch u... i'll screw u..."
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New Oxford Singapore Dictionary

So you Angmohs will finally understand us Singaporeans.

1) LILY - adverb. extremely, really
Wah, you lily can sing well ah!

2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily)
Look! My Verachee belt, valley nice hor?

3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley
Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!

4) CORAL - verb. to bicker
Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?

5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with
You lily want to coral reef me ah?

6) ALTITUDE - adj. a disagreeable demeanour
Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude problem.

7) CIRRUS - adj. certain
You cirrus or not? Dun Bruff!

8) CANOPY - pharse. impossible
He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?

9) OLDLADY - adj. completed
Wah... You finish oldlady ah.

10) SUIT - verb. to project forward
Suit! Suit! See golkeeper come out oldlady.

11) SOW - verb. to reveal
Sow me, sow me your new ting.

12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made out of gravel & tar
We go Orchard Load leh.

13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send
What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me.

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Some poems written in e toilet


Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Another to be poet, he wrote this below that...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
properly.
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Translation for dishes on menu










On hibernation mode.